There are many health benefits of owning a pet. They can increase opportunities to exercise, get outside, and socialize. Pets can help manage loneliness and depression by giving us companionship. A lot of households in Malaysia have pet, like dog or cat.
But i never heard of keeping an ELEPHANT as a pet. This Malaysian lady placed an order for an elephant in Taobao and the chat conversation between the buyer and seller tickled us! LOL!
▼ Buyer VS Seller!They sounded so serious but we LOL! ” I checked seriously someone is selling an elephant”, ” No more petting a dog please.. follow the trend.. Let’s get an elephant!”
▼ Part 1
The post read:
Hi everyone, i just bought an elephant.. hahaha.. The seller is promoting the ottoman! When will my elephant arrive?
▼ One of the product in the online store : An elephant for RM0.67, the seller also remark that 「The elephant will go to you once you placed an order」.
Wild elephant:Taobao link【Click here】| Shopee link【Click here】
▼ And the post author placed an order! For real! She bought it.. Including the delivery charges she paid RM12.25.
▼ Malaysian buyer VS Taobao Seller Customer service( CS) :Text conversation ①
Buyer : When will the Elephant arrive?
CS: Yes dear! Depends on the elephant’s mood.
Buyer : Is my elephant on the way?
CS: If it’s fast, then will be reaching you in a day.
▼ Malaysian buyer VS Taobao Seller CS:Text conversation ②
Buyer : Who is the little girl? I didn’t buy the girl.
Seller CS: The elephant owner’s daughter. She just send the elephant off.
Buyer : Is the girl coming along?
▼ Malaysian buyer VS Taobao Seller CS:Text conversation ③
Seller : No.
Buyer : OK. I don’t need a human. What do the elephant need?
Seller: Banana and patient. Poop quite stinky and you have to dig the poop.
Buyer: Can i start planting my banana tree?
▼ Malaysian buyer VS Taobao Seller CS:Text conversation ④
Seller : Can
Buyer : I don’t feel like handle the poop.
Seller : Can get yourself an ultraman.
Buyer: Do you have it?
Seller: Ultraman can dig the poop for you. Yes we do sell.
Buyer : Can give it to me for free?
▼ Malaysian buyer VS Taobao Seller CS:Text conversation ⑤
Wild Ultraman:Taobao link【Click here】
Seller : No FOC. Sorry!
Buyer : Sad
Seller: We are just doing small business.
Buyer: I’m in Malaysia. Can the elephant cross the sea?
Seller: By ship.
▼ So, what are we expecting ? RM12 dumped in the sea?
Post author : Let’s see! Be patient okay!
▼ This customer service is too funny.
▼ Couple version :Taobao link【Click here】
▼ You can’t believe!When a netizen do the search .. you also can buy a mosquito in Taobao.
▼ You can get the elephant in Shopee too!Shopee link:【Click here】
▼ So happened a video ( Elephant in the highway) on social media went viral. So netizen is asking her : Is this elephant yours?
▼ Is it your elephant coming to look for you??~
▼ Part 2 ~She updated her post..
I don’t know where is my elephant, but i think my elephant is working hard on that..
Sigh~ So you all don’t keep tagging me when you see an elephant! Those are not mine. Of course, i can recognised the elephant i bought.. hahaha..
▼ Malaysian buyer VS Taobao Seller CS:Text conversation ⑥
Buyer : Is my elephant vaccinated?
Seller : Yes! 7 doses.. so unbeatable!
Buyer : Very good! But other seller selling RMB 0.50 , you are selling at RMB1
Seller: Their elephant not as good as mine.
▼ Malaysian buyer VS Taobao Seller CS:Text conversation ⑦
Buyer : My friend is asking if i buy Ultraman now, can you put in the same order so i don’t need to pay delivery fees
Seller : Delivery is included.
Buyer : But i’m in Malaysia.
Seller : Sorry! Ultraman went out for mission protecting someone else. So not available for now!
▼ Malaysian buyer VS Taobao Seller CS:Text conversation ⑧
Buyer : So no more? My god.
Seller : Now only elephant with balloon. You should get the ultraman yesterday. There is only limited ultraman.
Buyer: Balloon ?? Elephant can fly?
▼ Malaysian buyer VS Taobao Seller CS:Text conversation ⑨
Wild elephant with balloon:【Click here】
Buyer : My bad! I already buy the elephant.
Seller : Very cute right? buy one for your friend.
Buyer: Let me think.
▼ The elephant vaccinated, can do PCR? Before Apr 1, The elephant can’t enter the country freely yet.
▼ I really wonder what is she getting?? LOL! ( Actually me wondering too .. Maybe elephant in her dream?!)
Info via:Xiaoshuai Wong / Facebook
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