Manglish is an informal form of Malaysian English with features of an English-based creole principally used in Malaysia. It is heavily influenced by the dominant languages like Malay, Chinese and Tamil.
Although it is not an official language. But Malaysians understand it.. Recently a Malaysian man use Manglish to wrote a story of himself breaking-up with his girlfriend. But after reading his story you will have a mixed feeling. Sad BUT yet funny~
▼ Some netizens commented the post in Manglish too! ” Funny until die”, ” Very damn funny”
▼ Some said ,” First time i understand English leh”
This man took “UTAR Confessions” to share his sad story, the post went viral and widely discussed. But not too much on his sad story but the way he told his story in ” Manglish” which consists of 3 language Chinese, english and cantonese!
The post read:
I come here to tou gao, I want write hua yu, but then i saw admin say they gu li us tou gao in English. I try try sin. U all try try see, see can understand mou.
(I came to share a post here, i wanted to write in Chinese but the admin said they encouraged us to write in English. So i tried ok. You all tried to read as well, see whether you can understand)
Yesterday, I fen shou+ed with my gf, she said under MCO, we stay in different home very hard to continue the bf gf life, like normal couple things also cannot do like kiss kiss also cannot, we only can kiss the phone screen.
(I broke up with my girlfriend yesterday. She said, we are not staying under one roof during MCO. It’s hard to carry on the relationship. As intimacy restricted due to distance, even kissing we can only do it virtually via calls)
I say, this is no choice de, because virus very dangerous, and also my job and study just around Subang and she also need to work which near Cheras, she also stay there.
(I told her, we have no choice because of the contagious virus, lockdown is the only option. Moreover, my job and school is at Subang. While she works in Cheras, Thus she is staying in Cheras)
But she just don’t want wait, she say she go many many boy q for her for dating, I say why is our relationship so fragile de meh, just stay different only nine months then kena break up, and she want another boy boy ady.
(But she said waits no more as a lot of boys is queueing to date her. Why is our relationship so fragile? She dumped me just because we being apart for 9 months? And she can’t wait to have another boyfriend)
She answered,
“”MCO is not an excuses make us break up, is me no feeling on u jor. I got feeling on another boy boy ady, u see u, only know how the make roti, you know how to make me happy or not mou? you don’t know, you just muk, you just stupid and some more is a zap fan boy.””
(Her answer was,
“MCO is not the main reason. It’s actually me do not have the feeling of Love on you anymore. I admired another boy. Look at you! Beside making a bread, do you know how to make me happy? you don’t know how to express yourself, stupid and only like economic rice” )
After she say this out, I jing jing and say nothing, I just wanna to say this sadness out through here. After I come to UTAR google form, I notice, she want break out with me not actually like the above what she say, above not the main reason of why we break up, the real reason is my English is sucks. I hope admin team can change their mind, I need hua yu, if not I cannot tou gao again jor. I will si with no place to tu ku shui.
tq admin, sum fu sai.
(After listened to her i was speechless. I just need a place to vent. When i need to write on the UTAR google form. Only i realised what she said it’s not the main reason that causing the break up but because my English is terrible. I hope the admin of this page can change their mind but to allow me to write in Chinese. Or else i can’t share a post here. I will have no place to vent.
Thank you Admin for all your hardwork)
▼ A lot of netizens like his confession, ” I like”, ” Can we be friends?”, ” I like your Manglish!”, ” Comfortable Manglish”
▼” Fen shou ( break- up in cantonese ) +ed ( past tense). Perfect! no mistake”
▼「Only Malaysians can understand this Manglish!」
▼ One wondering the level of proficiency in english of his ex-girlfriend.
▼ One commented his method is wrong should give in more.
▼ Never give up boy! Cause you “Bery”(very) funny!
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